Fear No Anvil (Various Pyro Melee weapons)

Full list of everything it replaces:

Axtinguisher Powerjack Homewrecker The Third Degree Sharpened Volcano Fragment Back Scratcher The Maul Postal Pummeler Neon Annihilator

This crazy weapon comes straight from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck, specifically this page. What you see there is pretty much all you see of the weapon in the comic, besides a smaller spritier version. So, I adlibbed the opposite side and made a clock there, along with a very familiar looking cog.

This was my first weapon for Team Fortress 2. I hope you've got a good computer, because I did an awful job with those LOD models. The lowest is >50% of the highest's tricount, which is around 2300 (5500). It's unfortunately not animated like the .gif. Maybe one day? But probably not.

I made this since all the other Fear No Anvils out there are inaccurate. There's a popular misconception that the weapon is constructed out of like a ball of lava or something and subsequently the clock hands just jut out of it nonsensically. So I gave them purpose (and a clockface to sit on). It's 3 o'clock, time to hit dudes with a hammer.

It comes with team colours because who doesn't want a nice blue hammer? If you don't want team colours then you'll have to copy and paste the _red.vtf and rename it to _blue.vtf. Too easy!

Feel free to contact me at my tumblr in regards to this model. Or here, I guess. If you want to use it in your TF2 mod pack, feel free to do so. Just make sure to let me know and also credit me.