Ukulele rifle

"The ukulele originated in the 19th century as a Hawaiian interpretation of the machete, a small guitar-like instrument related to the cavaquinho, braguinha and the rajao, taken to Hawaii by Portuguese immigrants. It gained great popularity elsewhere in the United States during the early 20th century, and from there spread internationally."
-Wikipedia

"Aloha in the Hawaiian language means affection, peace, compassion and mercy."
-Wikipedia

I bet you didn't know any of that, that's okay, neither did I.

So you're surrounded by enemies in your comfy home and you have nothing at hand except a uke, a tent peg, an auto fire action, power tools, a metal strip, and a roll of duct tape; there's possibly some other stuff as well, but this is the closest thing you have at hand. So what do you make? Well, a ukulele rifle that uses a clip, because magazines are too much effort; it might not be the best built weapon around, but it's kept you alive thus far and that's what it's all about, isn't it?

Based around a poor mini guitar with just one string remaining:

Here's a preview courtesy of FlyAwayN0w.