Chuck Norris

make a right? Who can smell carbon monoxide? Who is the legendary slayer of chicken-ninjas everywhere? Well, actually, that last one is Mudkip, but the rest are the one and only Chuck Norris. There. I got all the memes out of the way. Now let's have a meme-free comments page. Okay, wewt! Now, this skin is based on Major Clod's Indiana Jones, which one would've thought wouldn't be a perfect template for the Chuckster given that it looks like Harrison Ford. One would've been [i]spectacularly[/i] wrong. First we'll start with the face. Here you have it, proof that 80% of a face's detailing is in the textures, as there isn't a whole lot of Indy in here. To say this looks like "The Man" would be an understatement. It's as close as you're going to get without a dedicated model, and with JA's detail levels a dedicated model would be pointless since it'd look the same anyway (aside from the outfit). Let's move on to the textures. Not as much glowing praise here, I'm afraid, as the torso texture in particular is somewhat low-resolution. It wouldn't show so much from a distance, but the badge, that is so obviously low-res it hurts. The detailing on the hat isn't much better, but long-range, you won't notice that. The textures for the shirt and pants suffer from this, albeit to a lesser degree. Aside from the belt, it doesn't show so much here, and the shirt looks fairly natural despite the obvious blurring overkill. There's custom sounds, which are fine enough for their purpose. No other extras, unfortunately. For the Chuck Norris fans, this is one you've been waiting for. Download, download, download. I'm keepin' it myself, not out of Chuck Norris fandom but mostly because I tend to like more "real world" models and skins. And by the way, my prior threat about memes still stands. Any more memes on this page, the Norris Roundhouse will be the least of your worries, I'll unleash my own brand of whoop-ass in the form of the Harris Uppercut Special. Don't say you didn't have fair warning! [img]http://inyri.flowinternet.net/forum/images/smilies/duel.gif[/img] ~ Kouen [b]Bot Profiles:[/b] Nah [b]NPC Profiles:[/b] Nah [b]Team Colors:[/b] Uh huh. [b]Custom Sounds:[/b] Yeah
Who can fix a broken mirror just by looking at it? Who drank 27% of the water on the Earth's surface, reducing it's total water coverage from 98% to 71%? And who's the guy who can make two wrongs