Short Alora NPC

O_o....midget...*swings scythe horizontally at her and misses* =_O+ MIDGET! *Vertically cleaves her skull open* ahh =_,o midget =_,= I believe that she was also given a staff saber to make it more obnoxious =_= but that is irrelevant to Averus. DO YOU ENJOY MIDGETRY? DOES THIS OBNOXIOUS SCREENSHOT MAKE YOU GIGGLE IN YOUR CHAIR? THEN SUBMIT YOU FOUL BANDWIDTH THEN, INSTEAD OF GIGGLING, WHICH PROMPTS ME TO BEHEAD YOU =_O+ - Averus Retruthan
Well, peasants, I propose to a question to thee: What is a possible way to increase Alora's bland appeal? Apparently, one author found that making her a midget NPC would do the trick.