Kyuco-Popper

Kyuubey works hard. Its not easy trying to get little girls, who easily wet their pants at the mention of the Boogeyman, into forming a contract that puts their life in danger.

We feel for the guy (sometimes), so thats why we created the Kyuco-Popper (which uses the magical substance found in Kyuco-cola) to force little girls to sign contracts with magical cat things. No longer will Kyuubey have to use those car-dealer tactics to get them signing. All you need to do is just place the front end of this gun onto either side of that lucky, selected, probably already sad little girl's face. Within in moments, she will be contracted!...

That is until we found out that Kyuubey does not have thumbs... so all it does is kill people now... WITH MAGIC!