The DG-2 Wunderwaffe

EVER BEEN SURROUNDED BY ENEMY TEAM MEMBERS WHILE YOUR ALLIES FALL BACK LIKE IDIOTS?

IF THIS SITUATION OCCURS A LOT THEN YOU NEED THE WUNDERWAFFE DG-2!

THIS WONDERFUL WEAPON SHOOTS A DIRECT STREAM OF PURE ELECTRICITY AT 300-MILLIAMPS PER SECOND, AND IT CAN GO THROUGH TEN TEAM MEMBERS AT ONCE! KILL THOSE FACIST [RED|BLUE] TEAM SCUM!

ORDER NOW AND RECIEVE TWO (2) WUNDERWAFFES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, INCLUDING RED AND BLUE LIGHTNING COLORS!

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BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO USING THE WUNDERWAFFE DG-2

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF THE WUNDERWAFFE DG-2 (MODEL #1095)

PAGE 1: PREPARING YOUR WUNDERWAFFE

TO PREPARE THE WUNDERWAFFE, OPEN UP YOUR EXPLORING DEVICE (TYPICALLY WINDOWS EXPLORER).

TWO FOLDERS WILL APPEAR IN THE BOX (ZIP FILE) DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS, "MATERIALS" AND "MODELS". PLACE THESE (EXTRACT) TO THE TEAM FORTRESS 2\TF DIRECTORY (C:\PROGRAM FILES (X86)\STEAM\STEAMAPPS\username\TEAM FORTRESS 2\TF)

PAGE 2: USING YOUR WUNDERWAFFE

NOW THAT YOU HAVE PREPARED YOUR WUNDERWAFFE, YOU CAN USE IT RIGHT AWAY!

SIMPLY EQUIP IT USING THE ILLUSION "POMSON 6000" AS AN "ENGINEER". YOU CAN NOW FIRE THE TRIGGER TO ELECTROCUTE YOUR FACIST [RED|BLUE] ENEMIES!

PAGE 3: CONTACT INFORMATION

WELL DONE, [NAME]! YOU HAVE USED YOUR WUNDERWAFFE SUCCESSFULLY IF YOU ARE READING THIS.

YOU MAY CONTACT THE WUNDERWAFFE COMPANY WITH ANY QUESTIONS OR REPORTS YOU HAVE AT.. lilrobot0@gmail.com

THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING. YOUR WARRANTY IS NOW VOID.

Wunderwaffe DG-2 is (C) Treyarch 2008-2011