The Turret Sapper

Cave Johnson here! Introducing the consumer version of our most popular mercenary-grade product, The Turret Sapper! Are there any bullets in them? Absolutely not! No bullets fired from it whatsoever, however you can fire at it all you like! This is the same technology we've been using on buildings for decades, heh heh, saps the hell out of them. They come in 1 designer color, that includes, white... and... uh... white... Ok, WHAT IDIOT ONLY PUT ONE COLOR INTO THI- And we box em up and ship em straight to your backpack! So you can protect the thing that matters most, (which is you and your team by the way) Just try getting close to that wrench, Ha! Your funeral. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

If you didn't understand the skit here's the real description:

This. Is the turret sapper. Yep. He (Or she I can never tell to be honest) will accompany you through your mass backstabbing spree as the sneaky Frenchman we all know and love... or hate… whatever does your fancy. The Idle voicelines are blank because 1. Turrets don’t do anything unless they see something, and 2. I was running out of voice line combinations, believe it or not there aren't that many to work with, ripped the entire set from the wiki and ran out of interesting dialogue after like- 200 files? I lost count, anyways, enjoy!

Also I hid a secret voiceline somewhere in there, good luck finding it! (???)