Pseudodoggles v1.2

~~~* PSEUDODOGGLES MOD V1.2 ~~*~<

This is a mod about goggles for the pseudodog featured in hit man shooting simulator S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky. In the default game the pseudodog's eyes remain totally unprotected against the elements, I feel this was a greivous oversight by the developers, GSC game world. The mod adds specialised dog goggles ("doggles") which are worn by the pseudodog, which protect it's eyes while remaining comfortable and stylish.

These dog goggles ("doggles" ("pseudodoggles")) are only worn by the psychic variety of pseudodog, as only that breed of pseudodog would be smart enough to know the value of properly protected eyes in such an eye-danger riddled area as the zone. It would make no sense for any other type of pseudodog to know to wear dog goggles ("doggles"), so the mod is very realistic. If you don't appreciate realism in your games then I suggest you go and play Halo with your brethren ("bros") in some variety of shared accomodation using a console attached to a television ("TV").

**** CHANGE LOG ****

Version 1.2

• Added dialogue concerning possible theories pertaining the the genesis of the dog goggles ("doggles"). This removes any doubt about the realism of the dog goggles ("doggles").

• Finally found and removed jealousy subroutine from m_dog.ltx

Version 1.1

• Dog Goggles ("doggles") now 50% more eye safe, previous version used easily melted plastics for the lenses, new version uses heat resistant glass.

• Added comfortable straps to keep the dog goggles ("doggles") firmly attached to the pseudodogs' heads.

Version 1.0

• Removed explosive properties of the Dog Goggles ("doggles"), catching fire still an issue

• Colour of lense holder changed from light mauve to dark blue.

Beta Version 0.003

• First version of Goggles for the Protection of Pseudodog Eyes (working title)

• Goggles protect the eyes of the pseudodog, but have been known to catch fire and explode in high heat situations, such as a chip pan fire.

• AI flaw causes other dogs to attempt to rip the goggles from the pseudodogs face in jealousy, needs fixing.

**** INSTALLATION INSTRUCTIONS ****

Place the gamedata folder in your S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky main game folder. The dog goggles will then be apparent upon the face of the next terrifying psychic psuedodog you encounter.

**** KNOWN ISSUES ****

• Protected eyes of pseudodogs may increase the difficulty of the game sharply, this is not a mod for the faint of heart

• May cause catastrophic explosion of your computer screen ("monitor"). This has only occured once thusfar but I feel I am required to mention it in this readable instructive document ("readme")

**** CREDITS AND LEGAL MATERIALS ****

• Pseudodoggles V1.2 concieved, designed and manufactured by Mori

• Original concept and textures of pseudodogs by GSC Gameworld

• Dog Goggles ("doggles") invented by The Council for Canine Eye Safety and Welfare (CCESW)